Cosmic Speaks

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

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Image ID: OP's tags, reading "#I am deeply sorry to whoever finds out this way #pandemic cw #us politics cw" End ID.

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

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The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

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WODJSKXNSIJXSKD

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I had to look this up and it is true

what the FUCK 2020

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We are the ice cream of the FUTURE, after all :)

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The tags on this post are my favorite ever so I’ve collected the best ones for y’all:

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thecosmicjackalope

Guys I’m famous now!

Not as famous as Dippin Dots but that’s okay!

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Thats it.

Thats the show.

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If you don’t know if you want to get into Welcome To Night Vale, listen to this clip, it does a perfect job of summing up the entire experience.

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this is quite legitimately one of my favorite things that’s happened in the entire show.

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If you haven’t listened to Night Vale yet, take 50 seconds to consider it. Please.

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Cecil, in a serious and grave tone: “Old Woman Josie has not called, but, intern Dana said that Josie updated her Facebook page with an Instagram of some rune stones. Dana has been furiously translating these symbols and her best guess is that they say
‘They come in twos.
You and come in twos.
You and You.
Kill your double.’
Cecil, continuing in a tone most people use to talk about cute cats: “There’s also a link to this amazing cat that keeps jumping in and out of boxes! And oh my god that is the cutest thing I have ever seen! Dana! You have got to post that on my wall. Oh my god, he loves those boxes so much!”

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your-squid asked:

Could you fill me in on the whole grape-kun thing?

carnival-phantasm answered:

A japanese zoo, Tobu Zoo, had a colab with the anime Kemono Friends where they added cutouts of the anime characters to the enclosures of the matching animals to attract visitors and stuff, one of these characters being Hululu, an airhead anthropomorphic Humboldt penguin:

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Grape-kun, an old humboldt penguin who’d been abandoned by his former mate due to his health issues, started showing a lot of interest for the cutout, staring at it for hours, trying to reach it on top of the tall rock where it was placed, and even trying to court it.

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Of course, Kemono Friends already being a surprise hit show, the thing went viral and tons of art, jokes and other content were made. Even after the colab was over, the zoo didn’t remove Grape-kun’s sunshine, and Hululu’s VA Ikuko Chikuta even visited Grape-kun during an educational event:

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Unfortunately, Grape-kun was already old and his health started to deteriorate. He was removed from his enclosure for treatment, along with his muse of course, that was placed next to him. On october 12, 2017, Tobu Zoo announced that Grape-kun passed away, with Hululu by his side in his final moments. Once again Grape-kun started trending, this time in a sadder tone as fans, visitors and part of the Kemono Friends staff paid their respects.

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As a final homage to Grape-kun, a new cutout was added to the penguin enclosure in january 2018, immortalizing this romance:

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And thus ends the tale of Grape-kun and Hululu. May our little Friend rest in penguin heaven with his anime wife, gone, but never forgotten.

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